River Brown

Think back to those Dos Equis commercials, the ones with the older gentleman, silver hair on head and face, and wearing a suit. He is the Most Interesting Man in the World and he doesn’t always drink but when he does, it’s Dos Equis.
Yesterday morning I was inspired by this, but went with Lucy and not the man. I believe her to be the Most Interesting Woman in the World and here are some phrases to prove it (what she would say):
“I don’t always use pencil, but when I do, it’s a Ticonderoga”
“I don’t always teach, but when I do, it’s a minilesson”
“I don’t always dress up, but when I do, I don a sweater vest”

I ended it there, having run out of clever ideas, but feel free to add more…